3 Calvin moments

1 Was at the KSO study break with some grad students after working on the anal problem set. Some people came up to see if they could take our extra chairs, which we gracioulsy allowed them to do so, and they did. Someone then commented 'They could at least have said thank you', to which I replied 'Well, what do you expect from Singaporean students?' Several minutes later, someone asked me 'So where are you from?' I gave a slight smile, and someone injected 'Definately not Singapore.' Mike had a hard time assuring pple that I indeed was from Singapore.

2. There was a booth a Reynolds where my friend was
'Do you want to help children?'
'Erm no?'
'Do you want to help me?'
'Even more no.' This is the time to mention that he is of East Asian descent.
'Do you want to help me help children?'
'Haha, obviously not'

3. Was working with Sibo in the tea room. As she left to the potty, a friend asked me, where she was from.
'Malaysia, yea I know she doesn't appear brown enough to qualify.'
'What? I thought you hated Malaysians?'
'Wait Lucas, apart from the set of Calvin, who do I like?'
Then he did this wishy washy facial expression of undecision.