On guys and gals

Yea, so my phone was spoilt recently. What is less known is that my calculator also pang san. It started speaking real arabic to be (think of what happens when u have 5 superimposed on 9, so on and so forth). So, after consulting with jiahui, she suggested that i shd treat them like a lady. Hence, i threw them in one corner, waited for them to wake up their idea. And guess what? My calculator works! And its not some cheap slut from the black market. It more of a high class, smart lady (TI-83 leh, dun play play)

So irritated with Kenneth just now. Sent him an email telling him that im staying of my com so that i can concentrate on working, and asked him to call me regarding dinner plans ... so that webmaster ended up sending me an email re dinner. To quote Huying 'This is called Singaporean guys.'

P.S. Treating the calculator like a guy means slapping the head repetedly until it decides to wake up its idea. Failing which down on the floor and cold shutdown.