email correspondance

slacking in bed, wah i think i shd be a walking invalid ... then can laze around in bed all day long, still can use laptop :) so shuang ... but sianz diao, cos i screwed up my complex final, and hence grade.

So, here are 3 interesting (and gradually longer) email conversations:

1) After i got my complex grade, went to check email. Then my fren happened to send me that series of chinese comics abt some guy jumping off the building and seeing all these other pple who were in much worse situations then him... whats the universe trying to hint to me ah?


2) Was chatting to my sis, telling her to tell mum that my phone spoil (so dun call me for the next 5 days, till replacement comes) ... then sis was saying, aiyah, watch what you blog leh. mum will take whatever you say and exaggerate. Like from sore throat can become u in ICU lor ... so was telling my sis to tell my mum that, if i say got sore throat, that means that the night before i was happily eating. If i say got mosquito bite, that means this place not freaking cold already (wah lao, it bloody freezing in summer here lor) And if i say got love bite, you should rejoice for me ... then sis was like, erm not always ... Anyway, went to check my mail, then my dad sent me 2 email, both with subject title Heart attack. Wah lao, he nearly gave me heart attack lor... turn out to be how to prevent heart attack. bloody hell. give pple heart attack first then tell them how to cure it.



3) And SSS has this mentor-mentee thingy for freshman. So i was assigned kenny, a RI fren. Hence in my email, was talking cock with him. told him that he should " attend the International students pre-orientation.I did last year, and its a great time to get to know the other international students, you'd see them alot around the place. The korean girls tend to be chio,get my drift? (Erm, a fren of mine says that the korean guys are also chio, but thats besides the point) "

Then that night, cos after all the shifting, so i very tired ... then just cut and paste and sent it off to my female korean mentee (whoose name is hye jin, and someone must teach me how to pronounce it cos ... otherwise .. you know what i will call her) OMG!!! Now she must think im some kind of pervert. how how? Wonderful chances spoilt liao. SIANZ.

Then sue was like "oh lord calvin. the korean guys will murder you if you touch a cute, eligible korean girl. they are in very, very short supply." oh well, so i guess i saved my own life ...

but still owe her an explanation. hence "if you found my first mail slightly weird, thats cos iwas first typing to a fren of mine (who was temporilya mentee, till i gave him to my menteeless roommate)" Yea, got rid of kenny, cos a) hes a guy b) jason gave me three c) TK has none, sortof wanted one, but now is in ahem ahem with cough cough.

and came the reply ... " Ah your first letter wasn't weird at all! I could sense that you are a humorous and affable person as soon as I read it--It made me to get rid of usual uneasiness of talking to strangers;;" Yea, so SCORE!!!


Would be damn funny when my mentee reads this entry ... lets hope not in the near future :)