roommate maladies

TK: (feigning concern) Hei, you do know that we ran out of milk right?
CL: (exasperated) Yes of course, I used up the last of the milk.
TK: (smug) [Showing gourmet sandwhich box] Yea, thats why I had to go out and buy this for breakfast.
CL: (rolling eyesballs) Theres still bread, which you put in the fridge. Anyway, this uses ham, eggs, cheese, which are all in there too.
TK [pleading dog look]

PAUSE

TK: Did you hear that?
CL: (Dont take me for a wols -look) Ah duh, say so loud.
TK: Damn. Persistant.

Yea yea, theres milk in the fridge now.