Not as drunk as u tot i was

Yea, and so the Chicago Singaporean community found out for themselves y my frens dun like to bring me any place where theres the potential for me to consume alcohol. I might have been drunk, but i was fully aware of what was going on. So before you claim otherwise ...

Jiahui, u came sooo late, i was way past gone and there was no way to adjourn for a MJ party. Pls stop taking 2 hrs to prepare :) Maybe tonight lah, see how...

Lip Jin, your idea of looking after a drunk person includes taupoking him? I should have just let you jump over the railing at regents ... And im not like you, claim to not remember the night's events... tsk tsk.

Joel, thanks, but no thanks, for the 2nd taupok. Someone had their hand shoved right into my pelvic region that time, and i think i know who the culprit was.

Yong chun, i wasn't trying to tickle you, i was just trying to protect myself during one of the rare times when i had partial control over my movements. Pls lah, u're a sack of bones, and i dun wanna ingure my previous fingers. These hands are meant for greater work then tickling a guy in a pink shirt. Well, you vaguely look sortof alright in it (but i still maintain my stand that guys shd not be wearing bright pink)

Helena, i dun see y i owe u big time. I gave u four/forewarning about how me and alcohol dun mix, yet u still tried to get me drunk. And your choice of drinks is way past terrible. Pls work on that before you decide to intoxicate me again. And your sofa is so uncomfortable, could u pls put back the cushions before you sell it to Lipjin??

Hanxue, pls dun think yr sofa is nice to sleep on. I left the place cos it was getting too hot, troublesome and bothersome. Needed to get some fresh air and proper sleep... Great party though.

Jason, thanks for finding me at the lobby, then sending me back to sleep. Its so not fair all u guys having a double room to yourself, but then again, yr room seems smaller than mine.

Stella, i will remember you for the rest of my life. EVIL. Thanks for walking me back and holding my hand all the way though.

Serene, take care of yourself k. And pls release Yikley once in a while so that he can come back and change his underwear so that he doesn't need to wear his thong. But interestingly, i haven received any requests to buy alcohol.

Yea, and so if u see me for the next week acting looking like an orangutan and acting like a monkey, you know which cast of characters to blame. For the first time, experienced itchy ears after the party. WTF is itchy ears? bloody hell...

Well, one good thing that came out of this is that i can finally say, as andy puts it, on with the rest of my life. You can keep the spare change.

P.S. Boonleong, menstural cycle. And its complex analysis. Its not simple...
Jiahui, Banana in Pajamas.